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Monday, January 02, 2017

 

I’m Trying To “Self-Identify” For 2017

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The Liberal-Progressives claim to have established my identity for me
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·       I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.
·       I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
·       I am heterosexual and reject men in girls room, which makes me a homophobe.
·       I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
·       I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
·       I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
·       I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
·       I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
·       I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
·       I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
·       I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
·       I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
·       I question Gore’s global warming hypothesis, which makes me a “Denier”
·       Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!
·       Newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.
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Author unknown -- but very insightful!
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