The Roanoke Slant

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As a key partner in the Obama and RNC media team, it’s interesting that the Roanoke Times has not yet publicly revealed their role in the “Obama Campaign’s Attack Watch” Internet system designed to help Obamanites defend against those nasty persons who would dare to question or speak negatively about “The Chosen One”.
http://my.barackobama.com/page/s/join-attack-wire-today
Perhaps their job is to collect and report on LTE’s, blog entries, Tweets and links to really bad actors like http://www.roanokeslant.blogspot.com/.
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This all makes sense when one considers that a “Community Organizer” would naturally organize a “Political Neighborhood Watch”.
It’s also totally consistent with the systems that were employed in “1984”. Apples’ reenactment of a key scene from that scenario is a foreboding of what we’re witnessing now in political correctness:
Click to View the Video (sound on):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R706isyDrqI
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The good news is that instead of reacting badly, the Conservative Community has signed up for this “service” and are flooding their inboxes with really good and light and humorous input. Good for them. Perhaps making a laughing-stock out of these Obama minions is the best option to expose them to the public and perhaps wake some of them up to how ridiculous they are.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/15/attack-watch-becomes-victim-conservative-mockery/
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Examples of prior items that should be reported to the “Obama Attack Watch”:
http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2011/08/conservatives-must-avoid-misdirected.html
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2011/08/two-15-million-obama-union-hit-jobs.html
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2011/08/its-spending-and-economic-policies.html
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Example of Obama's "Attack Watch" Team with him at a recent school visit:
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Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have 4 questions:
“First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
“Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse?
“Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preachings and beliefs?
“Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?"
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Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
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When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
“Actually, I have 6 questions.
“First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
“Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse?
“Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preachings and beliefs?
“Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?
“Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And…
“Sixth, what the hell happened to Walter?"
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author unknown but now under investigation by Obama's Attack Watch Team
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