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Tuesday, January 06, 2015

 

The Roanoke Green Gazette: News Release January 6, 2015

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To start 2015 on a correct path; The new and virtual Roanoke Green Gazette has begun to publish under a new green paradigm.
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All it’s operating energy will be from the Obama-McAuliffe-Gore-Mann green wind mills and solar panels generously subsidized by the Federal and State governments with taxpayer money.
We have our own mini-green-grid; we wouldn’t be caught dead connecting to the utility dirty-gird.
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The paper will only use recycled newsprint.  This may limit distribution but will be very compatible with tree ecology.  It’s better to have mature trees fall down and rot than to process them into man-usable materials.  We love Joyce Kilmer’s
 “I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree” and wouldn’t do anything to disparage his memory.
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Because direct distribution by dirty-automobiles is so repugnant to the paper’s beliefs, the distribution of print will be by those folks who work in the Roanoke area and who will stop by and pickup and then deliver the papers to those on their normal route back home.  It’s dirty, but they’re driving anyway!
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As with most good things, our paper will cost even more than the expensive Roanoke Times that claims to be “green” but has a “carbon footprint” bigger than Big Foot stomping around in the Big Lick!
http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2011/10/roanoke-times-not-getting-into-green.html
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Today, January 6th is a difficult day for the Roanoke Green Gazette and the rest of this very cold week doesn’t look good either!
Temperatures will drop into the single digits this week!
There’s very limited usable wind between 25 to 35 MPH, it’s very overcast, and the nights are long, so there’s very limited usable solar panel electricity.
http://energybible.com/wind_energy/wind_speed.html
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2012/12/virginia-solar-energy-fails-truth-in.html
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We don’t have any green-energy backup storage facilities because we don’t believe in building hydro-dams.  In fact, we support tearing down every dam in Virginia.  There’s something good about ocean fish and ells getting back to Roanoke where they once were happy.
http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2014/02/roanoke-times-totally-misses-great-vt.html
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So …….
Our printing presses are down.
Our computers are down.
Our heat is off.
Our lights are off.
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We’re sorry for any inconvenience to our workers, who were all sent home, and to our customers who thought they would receive the paper today.
We’re sorry to say that we are writing this news release from the local Library that is hooked up to the dirty-electrical grid and to the equally sinful worldwide internet.
It’s nice, warm, and bright in here – apparently, it’s part of the devil’s plan to seduce us into his ways, but we will not waver!  We can do this!  Gutenberg did!
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2015/01/man-made-global-warming-or-mother.html
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2013/12/solar-power-working-9-to-5.html
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Click for PowerPoint realistic view of Global Warming and Climate Change
http://www.roanokeslant.org/AGW-Skeptic2D/
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